I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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