Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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