Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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