Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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