This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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