Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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