She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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