You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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