There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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