we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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