Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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