he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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