Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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