she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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