He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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