Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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