NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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