Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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