I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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