white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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