im gay
i know
yea but for you.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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