Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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