Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Randomize
