So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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