I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
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That's how twitter works, right?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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