8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
