I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
