like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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