dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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