What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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