just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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