yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
