Jerry, you need to find god
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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