He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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