god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You can't just leave with hair like that
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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