so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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