It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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