Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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