My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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