omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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