I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
He kissed a someone with a penis
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
her facebook's as public as her vagina
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
