Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'm sobbing to NWA
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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