Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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