How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Randomize
