Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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