i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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