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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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