she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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