Its about making memories worth repressing
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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