Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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