South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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