i can't believe i had my finger in that
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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